Friday, July 22, 2011

Saman AXE Kerana Gagal Memikat Perempuan

New Delhi,Seorang lelaki india berusia 26 tahun menyaman perusahaan HUL (Hindustan Unilever Limited), yang memasarkan produk wangian lelaki AXE,dengan tuduhan telah menipu dan menyebabkan ‘penderitaan mental’.

Lelaki tersebut menyebut kegagalannya untuk memikat gadis,meskipun dia telah menggunakan produk AXE selama lebih dari tujuh tahun sampai sekarang.Iklan AXE menunjukkan bahwa produk-produk itu membantu kaum lelaki untuk menarik perhatian wanita. 

Vaibhav Bedi,lelaki india tersebut juga menyerahkan semua bukti ke mahkamah dari semua produk yang telah digunakan maupun yang belum terpakai,yang berupa deodorant sprays,perfume sticks and roll-ons,anti-perspirants,aftershaves,body washes,shampoos dan hair gels dengan jenama AXE.

Vaibhav Bedi juga meminta agar semua produk itu diperiksa di makmal."Lalu dimana Axe Effect-nya"? Saya sudah menunggu selama lebih dari tujuh tahun.Sejak kuliah sampai dengan saya bekerja di pejabat,tidak ada seorangpun gadis yang mahu saya ajak berdating bahkan hanya untuk minum teh atau kopi dengan saya.

Meskipun saya yakin mereka boleh mencium bau parfum, deodorant dan aftershaves yang saya pakai.Saya selalu menggunakan produk itu dengan harapan boleh menjadi seperti apa yang terjadi pada iklan di TV.

Vaibhav mendakwa bahwa dia telah menggunakan semua produk AXE sesuai arahan yang ada sejak dia pertama kali membelinya.Dia berpendapat bahwa jika dia tidak boleh mengalami AXE Effect meskipun telah menggunakan produk sesuai petunjuk,berarti perusahaan telah menipu atau menjual produk palsu."

Saya selalu menyimpannya di tempat sejuk dan kering,dan menjauhkan mereka dari cahaya matahari langsung atau panas.Saya selalu menggunakan penggaris sebelum menyemburkan untuk memastikan bahwa jarak antara nozzle dan ketiak saya adalah sekurang-kurangnya 15 cm.

Saya selalu melakukan sesuai petunjuk pemakaian.Saya bahkan memukul anak saudara saya yang berusia 5 tahun kerana mendekati almari saya,sesuai dengan anjuran yang menyatakan agar menjauhkan AXE dari jangkauan anak-anak.

Vaibhav mendakwa bahwa dia telah mengalami banyak penderitaan mental dan penghinaan di depan awam kerana tidak adanya AXE Effect dan dia ingin agar perusahaan AXE membayar ganti rugi kepada dia untuk semua penderitaan tersebut
handsome mcm ni pun tak ada perempuan yg terpikat.. hmm mmg patut pun dia saman AXE nie..


Thursday, July 21, 2011

Let's learn - Law... (or comon sense?)

This will make you laugh at the "US justice” system. Only in America, as they say - Lawyers Rule !!

It's time again for the annual 'Stella Awards'! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico , where she purchased coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your head scratcher handy.

Here are the Stellas for this past year  --  2010:


Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store.. The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son

Start scratching!


Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles , California won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.

Scratch some more...


Terrence Dickson, of Bristol , Pennsylvania , who was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT days and survive on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company claiming undue mental Anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish
! Keep scratching. There are more...

Double hand scratching after this one..


Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, garnered 4th Place in the Stella's when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor's beagle - even though the beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun.

Pick a new spot to scratch, you're getting a bald spot..


Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania because a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an  argument.
What ever happened to people being responsible for their own actions?

Only two more so ease up on the scratching...

Kara Walton, of Claymont , Delaware sued the owner of a night club in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000....oh, yeah, plus dental expenses. Go figure.

Ok. Here we go!!

Thanks to Shirley for this one LOL


This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was: Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, who purchased new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game, having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich.. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned.. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her, are you sitting down?
$1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home.

 If you think the Americans court system is out of control, be sure to pass this one on..............Wonder how they pass their law exams !!